Facebook Diva

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A person who fights over tiny things on Facebook like it's the end of the world. They argue about stuff that doesn't even matter.

Why are you mad about my cat's hair? It's just a little fluff!

You said my pizza was bad? I'll show you bad pizza!

You don't even know me and you're already arguing with me.

Someone who yells at people online for no reason. They act like everyone owes them money and they’re the only one who matters.

You don’t even like me and you’re still talking to me!

I'm gonna report you for being annoying!

You said I was ugly, I'm gonna hate you forever.

A Facebook user who thinks they're famous. They post about their day like it's the most important thing ever and get mad if you don’t comment.

I got a coffee today, it's the most important event of the century!

You didn’t like my post? That’s the worst thing ever!

I’m going to sleep now, you’re not going to like me anymore.

A person who starts fights on Facebook just to have something to do. They argue about everything and nothing at the same time.

You said my dog is fat, I'm gonna fight you about it!

You didn’t reply to my message, I’m gonna be mad forever!

I don’t even know you and I’m already mad at you.

A Facebook user who thinks they’re the main character of their own story. They argue with strangers like they’re best friends.

You don’t even know me and you’re already arguing with me!

I’m the main character, you’re just the background!

You said I was wrong, I’m gonna prove you wrong!

Someone who posts on Facebook like it's a personal attack. They argue about tiny things like it's a war.

You said my hair is messy, I'm gonna fight you about it!

You didn’t like my post, that’s the worst thing ever!

I’m gonna report you for being mean!