Facebook dip

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When you log on to Facebook just long enough to check what's up, then you log off real fast so no one can catch you and talk to you. You're trying to avoid getting yelled at or asked for a favor.
I checked my Facebook for 3 seconds and logged out before my mom saw me online.
He logged on, saw it was his ex, and logged off before she could send a message.
She checked her feed, saw her crush was online, and logged out before he could message her.
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You're on Facebook, and some annoying person who always messages you signs in. You log out right away before they can bother you with another stupid message.
He was on Facebook, saw his boss signed in, and logged out before he got yelled at.
She saw her annoying friend signed in and logged out before he could message her again.
He checked Facebook, saw his ex was online, and logged out before she could send another message.
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