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A girl who thinks her face is a masterpiece because of fake photos, but in real life she looks like she got hit by a truck and a pizza. She shows off her cleavage like it's a fashion show, but it's just a desperate attempt to hide her face.
Hey, is that your profile pic? You look like a TikTok filter.
You’re not even half as hot as your Instagram.
You’re like a potato trying to be a potato chip.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who spends hours making a photo look like a supermodel, but when she walks in the room, she looks like she just woke up from a nap and a fight with a raccoon.
Your face is like a bad meme.
You’re the reason I don’t believe in angels.
You look like you were photoshopped by a toddler.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who thinks she’s a goddess on Facebook, but in real life she’s just a regular person who forgot to do her makeup and still thinks she’s a goddess.
You look like you lost a bet with a mirror.
You’re like a bad haircut with a side of drama.
You’re the human version of a blurry selfie.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who takes 100 pictures to get one that looks decent, then makes it her profile pic like it’s the only thing that matters in life. In real life, she looks like she just got out of a blender.
You’re like a filter who forgot to filter.
You look like you got hit by a neon sign.
You’re the reason I question my life choices.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who looks like a perfect 10 on Facebook, but when she walks in the room, she looks like she just got out of a car crash and a bad relationship.
You’re the human version of a bad filter.
You look like you were photoshopped by a confused toddler.
You’re like a broken mirror trying to be a mirror.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who thinks her face is a work of art, but in real life, it looks like it got run over by a bus and then forgot to wash its face.
You look like you got hit by a bus and a bad filter.
You’re like a selfie that forgot to be a selfie.
You’re the human version of a bad angle shot.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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