facebook detox

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A total failure who thinks they’re too good for Facebook and tries to act like they’re not checking it every second.

Hey, I’m not on Facebook. I’m just checking my phone. Obviously.

I’m not using Facebook. I’m just looking at my phone. Obviously.

I’m not on Facebook. I’m just looking at my phone. Obviously.

When someone goes full psycho and starts deleting every friend they ever added but never talked to.

I’m not deleting friends. I’m just deleting people I don’t like.

I’m not deleting people. I’m just deleting my life.

I’m not deleting friends. I’m just deleting my problems.