Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS)

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You log on to Facebook and your friends are showing off like they're royalty while you're still eating cereal for dinner and you start crying because your life is a mess.
DM: 'Why do they all get vacations and I get a day off? #lifeisruin'
Post: 'My friend's vacation pics are making me feel like I'm still in the 9th grade.'
Status: 'I’m jealous of my friend’s life. I’m still living in my mom’s basement.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You look at Facebook and your friends are doing cool stuff while you're still figuring out how to turn on your phone and you feel like a total failure.
Text: 'My friend is at a concert and I’m still in pajamas. #lifeisover'
Post: 'I’m sad because my friend went to a concert and I had to work.'
Status: 'I feel like I’m the only one who can’t do anything right.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You check Facebook and all your friends are having fun while you're still trying to survive and it hits you like a brick and you're crying in the corner.
Message: 'Why is my friend’s life so perfect and mine is a disaster?'
Post: 'I’m crying in my bedroom because my friend is having fun and I’m not.'
Status: 'I feel like I’m the only one who can’t have fun.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You open Facebook and your friends are living the dream while you're just trying to get through the day and you feel like you're being crushed by a pile of garbage.
Text: 'I’m being crushed by a pile of garbage because my friend is living the dream.'
Post: 'My friend is having fun and I’m stuck at work. #lifeisover'
Status: 'I feel like I’m being crushed by a pile of garbage.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You look at Facebook and your friends are all having the time of their lives while you're still barely making it and you feel like you're being stepped on by a giant.
Message: 'Why is my friend having the time of their life and I'm barely making it?'
Post: 'I feel like I'm being stepped on by a giant. #lifeisover'
Status: 'I'm sad because my friend is having fun and I'm stuck in the 9th grade.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You check Facebook and your friends are doing everything right while you're still making mistakes and you feel like a total loser.
Text: 'I feel like a total loser because my friend is doing everything right.'
Post: 'Why is my friend perfect and I’m still making mistakes?'
Status: 'I’m a total loser and my friend is perfect.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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