Facebook denier

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A grown-up who acts like they aren’t obsessed with Facebook, but when you call them out, they get all defensive and say they only check it once in a while. They’re like a junkie who says they’re going to quit tomorrow, but they’re already in the middle of a relapse.
"I only look at Facebook during lunch breaks!", then they log on 10 minutes later.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they spend 2 hours scrolling through old posts.
"I just check it once a day!", then they open it 8 times before bed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s so deep in Facebook that they don’t even realize they’re trapped in it. They try to act cool and say they don’t need it, but they’re just lying through their teeth.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they spend 30 minutes watching cat videos.
"I only use Facebook when I’m bored!", then they spend 2 hours messaging old friends.
"I don’t even check my notifications!", then they panic when they miss a post.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A grown-up who’s too proud to admit they’re hooked on Facebook. They act like they’re fine, but they’re really just desperate to see what everyone else is up to.
"I only check Facebook once in a while!", then they check it 5 times in 10 minutes.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they get sad when they don’t get a like.
"I only use Facebook to post memes!", then they spend 2 hours scrolling through old posts.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who won’t admit they’re a Facebook addict, but they’re always checking it. They’re like a kid who says they’re not hungry, but they’re eating a whole cake.
"I don’t check Facebook that much!", then they open it 4 times in 5 minutes.
"I only use Facebook for work!", then they spend 2 hours looking at pictures of their ex.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they log on 3 times before bed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A grown-up who says they’re not on Facebook, but they’re always on it. They’re like a person who says they don’t smoke, but they’re lighting up a cigarette every 5 minutes.
"I only check Facebook once a day!", then they check it 4 times before lunch.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they get mad when they don’t get a comment.
"I only use Facebook for fun!", then they spend 2 hours looking at their old posts.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who acts like they’re not on Facebook, but they’re always on it. They’re like a person who says they’re not hungry, but they’re eating a whole pizza by themselves.
"I only use Facebook when I’m bored!", then they spend 3 hours scrolling through posts.
"I don’t need Facebook!", then they get sad when they don’t get a like.
"I only check Facebook once in a while!", then they check it 6 times in 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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