Facebook Denial Period

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When a couple breaks up but still pretend they're together on Facebook just so they don't look like total failures in front of their friends.
Still likes her ex's posts like nothing happened. Total fake.
He changed his status to 'in a relationship' with a random girl from high school. Classy.
They both posted about going to the same concert but sat on opposite sides. Sad.
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The time when exes act like they're still dating on Facebook just so their friends don't realize they're both losers.
She commented on his post with 'Still together' but he blocked her the next day. Drama queen.
They both changed their statuses to 'engaged' but didn't tell anyone. Embarrassing.
He liked her post, she liked his. Total back and forth. Pathetic.
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When two people who just broke up still pretend they’re together on Facebook because they’re too chicken to admit they’re both losers.
They both posted about going on a date but didn’t actually go. Lazy.
He sent her a message saying ‘Still together’ but she ignored him. Cold.
They changed their statuses to ‘in a relationship’ but only for one day. Weak.
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The time when exes still act like they’re dating on Facebook because they’re too proud to admit they got dumped.
He posted a picture of them together but she didn’t reply. Ignored.
She tagged him in a post but he didn’t tag her back. Snub.
They both changed their status but only for 2 hours. Short-lived.
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When exes still pretend they’re together on Facebook because they’re too scared to look like total failures in front of their friends.
He liked her post but she didn’t like his. Total one-way street.
They both changed their status but only for a week. Quick exit.
She posted about going to the same party but didn’t even talk to him. Fake.
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The time when exes still act like they're dating on Facebook because they're too proud to admit they got dumped and too scared to admit they're both losers.
He sent a message saying 'Still together' but she blocked him. Mean.
They both posted about going to the same concert but didn’t even sit together. Pointless.
She liked his post but he didn’t like hers. Total one-way.
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