Facebook Democracy

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A democracy where only the people who waste their time on Facebook get to vote. Everyone else is just background noise.

'I didn't get invited to the group, so I didn't get to vote. My opinion doesn't count.'

'He posted a rant about the election in a group with 12 people. That's how democracy works now.'

'She got 3 likes on her Facebook post. That's her entire political power.'

A system where you can only speak your mind if you're in a Facebook group. Otherwise, you're just a ghost in the crowd.

'I tried to comment on the election, but the group admin blocked me. I'm not important enough.'

'He only posted about the election in a group. He thinks that makes him a leader.'

'She got 2 replies on her Facebook post. That's her entire legacy.'

When democracy is run by people who only know how to like, share, and argue in Facebook groups.

'They had a 3-hour argument in the group about the election. Real politics, baby.'

'He only joined the group to post about the election. He's not even trying.'

'She got 7 likes on her post. That's her entire life story.'

A democracy where you need a Facebook group invite to be heard. Otherwise, you're just another face in the crowd.

'I got 2 invites to the group. That's my entire political career.'

'He didn't get invited, so he's not voting. He's just annoyed.'

'She posted in the group, but no one replied. That's her life.'

A democracy that only works if you're in a Facebook group. Otherwise, you're just a spectator with no power.

'They had a group vote about the election. I wasn't in the group. I didn't even matter.'

'He posted about the election in the group. That's his entire contribution.'

'She got 3 replies on her post. That's her entire influence.'

When democracy is just a bunch of Facebook arguments between people who don't know what's real.

'They had a 2-hour argument in the group about the election. Real politics, baby.'

'He only posted about the election because the group made him.'

'She got 5 likes on her post. That's her entire personality.'