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When someone hasn't logged into Facebook in so long it's like they're buried under a pile of old memes and expired cookies, and they don't plan on coming back anytime soon. If they actually died, you just say 'Dead', no need for extra drama.
My uncle hasn't posted since 2013. He's probably dead and doesn't know it.
She hasn't liked a photo since the Obama era. She's officially Facebook dead.
He hasn't checked his Facebook in two years. I think he's ghosting the internet.
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When you're creeping on someone's Facebook and you hit a hot girl's profile, but it's private and you can't see her sexy pictures. It's like being stuck on a date with a blindfold on.
I was creeping on her profile and it was private. I was like, 'What? Why? I'm just trying to see your vacation pics.'
He tried to check out the girl he liked, but her profile was private. He was confused and sad.
I was creeping on a hot girl, but it was private. I felt like a rejected puppy.
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When you're so tired of seeing everyone's fake happy lives on Facebook that you just quit. You're done with all the boring posts and the fake smiles.
I left Facebook because I was tired of seeing everyone's perfect vacation and my life was just a bunch of pizza and Netflix.
She quit Facebook because she got tired of seeing her friends post about their amazing lives while she was stuck at work.
He left Facebook because he couldn't take the constant stream of boring posts anymore.
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