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When a pimp checks Facebook the morning after a wild night to find his ho from last night's party. He’s hungover and already thinking about the next girl.

DM: 'Hey ho, why you not on Facebook? I need to see you again.'

Status: 'Last night was fire, but I need my ho back.'

Text: 'You’re on Facebook? I thought you were dead.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A pimp scrolling through Facebook like it's a roll call for his ho squad after last night's party. He's still high on the previous night's energy.

Text: 'Why you not on Facebook? You’re missing out!'

Status: 'I’m still looking for my ho from last night.'

DM: 'You’re on Facebook? I thought you were at the club.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a pimp uses Facebook like it's a diary to find the ho he had sex with last night after the party. He’s still feeling the aftermath.

Status: 'Still looking for my ho from last night's party.'

Text: 'You’re on Facebook? I thought you were in the shower.'

DM: 'I need my ho back. You’re on Facebook?'

by Slangipedia 4d ago