Facebook crush

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A Facebook crush is when you can't stop looking at someone's photos and checking their Wall for messages, even though you only know them a little. It’s like being stuck in a loop of your own dumb brain.
I checked her photos 17 times today. Why? I don't know. I just do.
He posted a new message. I immediately sent a heart emoji. I'm not proud.
I've been staring at his Wall for 2 hours. My eyes hurt, but I can't stop.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook crush is when you're totally smitten with someone you barely know, even though you used to think they were kind of ugly. Now they're hot, and you're confused why.
She used to be my annoying neighbor. Now she's my hot crush. What even is life?
He posted a thoughtful status. I thought he was deep. Now I think he's hot.
She’s 30. I’m 28. I’m not a pervert. I’m just a little bit confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you comment on every post of someone you barely know, just to look cool and impress them. It's annoying, but you're too proud to stop.
I commented 'Nice post!' on 12 of his posts. I'm not proud.
She commented on my photo 7 times. I’m not annoyed. I’m flattered.
We comment on each other's posts like we're best friends. We aren't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you see someone through a photo or comment on Facebook, and then you actually see them in real life and it’s weird and confusing.
She was just a random comment. Now she's at the party. What even is life?
He was in a photo. Now he's here. I’m confused.
I saw her in a comment. Now she's standing next to me. I’m terrified.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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