Facebook Crook

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A guy who steals a photo from Facebook and uses it to jack off while also watching a porn movie like it's the Super Bowl.
He took my Instagram pic and used it to get off while watching a shemale movie.
She posted a selfie and my cousin used it to masturbate while watching a pornographic movie.
He saw his ex's Facebook picture and jacked off to it while watching a porn film on his phone.
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When someone uses a Facebook photo to get off while watching porn like it's the best thing since sliced bread.
He used his ex's Facebook photo to jack off while watching a porn movie on his laptop.
I saw my brother using my Facebook photo to get off while watching a pornographic film.
She used her cousin's Facebook pic to masturbate while watching a porn movie.
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A person who takes a picture from Facebook and uses it to get off while also watching a porn movie like it's a double feature.
He took my Facebook photo and used it to jack off while watching a porn movie.
She used her friend's Facebook picture to get off while watching a pornographic film.
My uncle used my Facebook photo to masturbate while watching a porn movie on his phone.
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When you steal a Facebook photo and use it to get off while watching porn like it's your full-time job.
He stole my Facebook photo and used it to get off while watching a porn movie at work.
My sister used her friend's Facebook pic to jack off while watching a porn film on her phone.
He used my Facebook photo to masturbate while watching a porn movie like it was his favorite show.
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A person who uses a Facebook photo to get off while watching a porn movie like it's the most exciting thing in the world.
He used my Facebook photo to get off while watching a porn movie on his phone.
She used her ex's Facebook picture to masturbate while watching a porn film on her laptop.
My cousin used his friend's Facebook photo to jack off while watching a porn movie on his tablet.
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When you use a Facebook photo to get off while watching porn like you're getting paid to do it.
He used my Facebook photo to get off while watching a porn movie like he was getting a paycheck.
She used her brother's Facebook picture to masturbate while watching a porn film like it was her job.
My friend used my Facebook photo to jack off while watching a porn movie like it was a full-time gig.
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