facebook creeper

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A person who sits on Facebook like a fat kid at a buffet, eating up everyone's pictures, messages, and statuses. They're like a ghost in your life, watching you from the shadows.

I saw your vacation pics 17 times last week.

Why did you like my pizza post?

You commented on my gym selfie like you know me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A lazy slob who’s on Facebook but never actually talks to anyone. They friend you, check your profile, and then disappear like they were never there.

You friend requested me and never replied.

I posted something and you didn’t even like it.

You followed me but you don’t know my name.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This person is like a facebook maniac, they like everything, comment on everything, and follow people just so they can see what your friends are doing.

You liked my post about my cat, but you don’t even know my cat.

You commented on my status about my job like you care.

You followed me just because you know my friend.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who likes your photos like they're trying to seduce you. They comment on everything you post just to get your attention, even if they're not your type.

You posted a photo and they said, 'hot'.

They commented on your status about your dog like they're trying to impress you.

They liked your post about your lunch like it was a proposal.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This person stares at your photos like they're trying to figure out your secrets. They comment on your life even though they've never met you, and it's usually just random nonsense.

You posted a photo and they said, 'hoottt' like they're in a different universe.

They wrote 'ur so sexxayy' on your profile picture like it was a love letter.

They commented on your post about your job like they were your boss.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This person is like a facebook spy, they look at your photos, wall posts, and comments like they're trying to steal your life. They have no life and are trying to steal yours.

They liked my post about my vacation like they were there.

They commented on my wall post about my dog like they knew my dog.

They followed me just so they could see my life.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who sends you friend requests like they're trying to get into your life. They do it just so they can watch your comments and see what you're saying about their friends.

You got a friend request from someone you don’t know.

They sent you a friend request just because they know your friend.

They’re watching your comments like they’re your mom.

by Slangipedia 4d ago