facebook crazy

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When you're so busy liking other people's mess that you forget your own life is a dumpster fire.

I just saw my ex's ex's ex's drama and now I don't remember my own birthday.

I lost my job because I spent all day arguing with my cousin's ex on Facebook.

I commented on my uncle's rant about his pet goat and now I can't remember my own password.

You're so stuck in other people's mess that your own life looks like a broken toaster.

I got into a fight with my neighbor because I thought his dog was my ex's ex's ex's ex's dog.

I forgot to pay my rent because I was too busy liking my cousin's rant about her hair.

I posted a comment about my brother's divorce and now he won't talk to me.

You're so obsessed with other people's problems that your own life is just a side note in a bad book.

I read my aunt's post about her cat's death and now I can't remember my own phone number.

I got into a comment war with my niece's friend and now I don't remember my own address.

I spent all my money on a gift for my cousin's ex and now I'm broke.