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When you lazily switch from your Myspace tab to Facebook because your mom is watching and you're too scared to get caught doing something embarrassing on Myspace. Facebook is like a safety net for people who are too chicken to be cool.

Switching to Facebook because my mom just walked in and I was dancing to LMFAO on Myspace.

I went from MySpace to Facebook because my dad was yelling at me for making a fake profile for my dog.

I moved to Facebook because I was caught posting a silly poem about my crush on Myspace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You slouch away from Myspace like it's your enemy and jump into Facebook like it's your best friend. Facebook is the adult version of Myspace and you're just trying to avoid getting caught doing something stupid.

I left Myspace like it was my worst enemy and jumped to Facebook like it was my best friend.

I ditched Myspace because I was caught making a fake profile for my crush.

I moved to Facebook because I was caught posting a stupid song lyric about my crush on Myspace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You sneak away from Myspace like you're hiding from the cops and run to Facebook like it's your only escape. Facebook is the cool version of Myspace, and you're just trying to avoid getting caught doing something that makes you look like a total loser.

I sneaked away from Myspace like I was running from the cops and ran to Facebook like it was my only escape.

I left Myspace because I was caught making a fake profile for my crush.

I moved to Facebook because I was caught writing a song about my crush on Myspace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You flip from Myspace to Facebook like it's a switch from being a total dork to being a total cool kid. Facebook is like your mom's friend who doesn't know you're doing something stupid on Myspace.

I flipped from Myspace to Facebook like I was going from dork to cool kid.

I changed to Facebook because I was caught making a fake profile for my crush.

I switched to Facebook because my mom was yelling at me for being silly on Myspace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You run from Myspace like it's a fire and jump into Facebook like it's a swimming pool. Facebook is just your mom's friend who doesn't know what you're doing on Myspace and you're just trying to avoid getting caught.

I ran from Myspace like it was on fire and jumped into Facebook like it was a pool.

I changed to Facebook because I was caught making a fake profile for my crush.

I moved to Facebook because my mom was yelling at me for being silly on Myspace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You drag yourself away from Myspace like it's your worst enemy and jump into Facebook like it's your best friend. Facebook is like your mom's friend who doesn't know you're being dumb on Myspace and you're just trying to avoid getting caught.

I dragged myself away from Myspace like it was my worst enemy and jumped into Facebook like it was my best friend.

I changed to Facebook because I was caught making a fake profile for my crush.

I moved to Facebook because my mom was yelling at me for being silly on Myspace.

by Slangipedia 13d ago