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pretending you don't know someone's business on Facebook just because you're stuck beside them

I'm sitting next to my ex and I'm not going to look at her Facebook story. Not today. Not ever.

He's right there, but I'm not going to check his Instagram. I'm not that desperate.

My mom's on Facebook and I'm not going to read her status just because I'm sitting next to her at the dinner table.

acting like you don't know who someone is on Facebook even though you're right there

I'm sitting next to my teacher, and I'm not going to look at her Facebook. I'm not that dumb.

My neighbor's on Facebook and I'm not going to scroll through her posts just because I'm stuck next to her.

I'm sitting next to my crush and I'm not going to check his Facebook. I have dignity.

not looking at someone's Facebook just because you're stuck beside them and you're too lazy to do anything else

I'm next to my coworker, and I'm not going to look at her Facebook. I'm too tired.

I'm sitting next to my brother and I'm not going to check his Facebook. I'm just going to ignore him.

I'm stuck next to my dad and I'm not going to look at his Facebook. I'm saving my eyes for the movie.