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When you track down a stalker just to see what they're up to.

I saw you liked their ex's post. I know you're still mad.

Why are you following my friend's friend? Don't even try to hide it.

You’re not just a stalker. You’re a stalker’s stalker.

Like being the punchline to someone else’s joke and you're still mad about it.

You thought you were sneaky. I saw you comment on their wall at 3 a. m.

You’re the reason I know their cat’s name.

You’re not just a stalker. You’re a backstabbing stalker.

When you get so fed up with someone's stalking that you decide to stalk them back.

You’re not the only one who can hide in the shadows.

I saw you checking their profile 17 times today. I'm not even mad.

You're not just a stalker. You're the main event.

It's like being the second best at something and you're still bitter about it.

You’re not the only one who can like their posts. I’ve been doing it for years.

I know you’re following their ex. I've been following you for weeks.

You're not just a stalker. You're the backup plan.

You’re not just a stalker. You’re a stalker’s sidekick.

You thought you were the main act. I’ve been watching you for months.

I saw you comment on their post. I know you're just here to support them.

You're not just a stalker. You're the best friend of the main stalker.

When you go from just being a stalker to being the ultimate stalker.

You thought you were the main act. I’ve been here since the beginning.

I know you're following their ex. I've been following you since you started.

You're not just a stalker. You're the king of stalking.