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when you hold your tongue on Facebook just so you don't end up getting roasted by a bunch of people who think they're your friends.

I almost posted that my mom's cat is louder than her screaming.

I held back from saying my teacher's hair looks like a traffic jam.

I didn't tell everyone my brother eats cereal for dinner like it's a religion.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the act of lying to your friends on Facebook just to avoid getting yelled at by them later.

I said I was fine with the party when I really wanted to murder the DJ.

I posted I liked the cake when I wanted to throw it at my cousin.

I told everyone I had fun when I actually wanted to die.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you know what you're going to say on Facebook but you're too scared to post it because you're worried your life will be ruined.

I almost said my dog hates my brother's face.

I didn't post that my sister's hair looks like a explosion.

I almost told my mom I think her cooking is garbage.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the dumb choice to not say what you really think on Facebook because you're afraid of getting called out by someone.

I didn't say my teacher's voice is like a squeaky door.

I almost posted that my brother's music is like a car alarm.

I held back from saying my dad's jokes are like a broken toaster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you're so mad at someone you're about to post something on Facebook but then you decide to keep it all in because you're too lazy to deal with the aftermath.

I almost said my sister's face looks like a sidewalk.

I held back from telling my mom I think her cooking is like a dumpster fire.

I didn't say my brother's hair looks like a tornado hit him.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you're about to say the nastiest thing on Facebook but you decide to be a coward and just post something boring instead.

I almost said my teacher's hair looks like a bad decision.

I didn't tell my mom I think her cooking is the worst thing since the invention of sadness.

I posted I was fine with the party even though I wanted to murder the DJ.

by Slangipedia 13d ago