Facebook Cool

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Facebook cool means you’re friends with people who don’t even know you exist.

I’m friends with 200 people I’ve never met. Some of them are dead.

My ex is friends with my ex’s ex’s ex. It’s a mess.

I added my neighbor’s cat. It accepted.

Facebook cool is when you have friends but you don’t know who they are.

I have 500 friends. None of them know I exist.

My mom added my dad’s old girlfriend. He doesn’t know why.

I followed my teacher’s dog. He didn’t follow back.

Facebook cool is when you have more friends than you have brain cells.

I have 1,000 friends. I have 2 brain cells. I’m not lying.

I added my mailman. He asked for my number.

I have 3 friends. They’re all fake.

Facebook cool is when you think you’re popular, but you’re just a ghost on the internet.

I have 1,000 friends. I’ve never been to a party.

I added my doctor. He didn’t add me back.

I’m friends with my cousin’s pet turtle. He’s not friends with me.

Facebook cool is when you think you’re friends with someone, but they don’t even know you.

I added my neighbor. He still doesn’t know me.

My friend has 1,000 friends. None of them know her.

I have 100 friends. None of them have ever replied to me.