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The gross old guys who friend hot girls just to spam weird comments on their pictures. They’re usually old enough to be their dad, from another country, or they look like they want to eat them.

'Looking good, ma’am. You must be hungry.'

'You’re like a snack I can’t resist.'

'I bet you’re a good kisser. Or a bad one. Either way, I’m here for it.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Those annoying guys who friend hot women just to comment on their selfies like they’re in a dating app. They’re either old, foreign, or they have a problem with kids.

'You look like my ex’s sister.'

'I’ve seen you in my dreams.'

'I can see you in my future… or my jail cell.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The creepy guys who friend hot girls just to comment on their pictures like they’re in a club. They’re usually old, from another country, or they’re probably a pedo.

'You’re the best thing since sliced bread.'

'I’ve seen you in my dreams… and my nightmares.'

'You’re like a snack I can’t resist… or a snack I can resist.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Those gross old men who friend hot girls just to comment on their selfies like they’re in a dating app. They’re either old, from another country, or they have a problem with kids.

'I bet you’re a good kisser… or a bad one.'

'You look like my ex’s sister’s best friend.'

'I can see you in my future… or my jail cell.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The weird guys who friend hot girls just to comment on their pictures like they’re at a club. They’re usually old, from another country, or they look like they want to eat them.

'You’re like a snack I can’t resist.'

'I’ve seen you in my dreams.'

'You look like my ex’s sister’s best friend.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Those creepy guys who friend hot girls just to comment on their selfies like they’re in a dating app. They’re either old, from another country, or they have a problem with kids.

'You’re the best thing since sliced bread.'

'I bet you’re a good kisser… or a bad one.'

'You look like my ex’s sister.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago