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Making up a stupid sentence that starts with 'Name is' and then randomly changing to something else, like you used to do on Facebook statuses. It's like talking to yourself and then getting confused.

Name is Joe, I'm eating pizza and crying because my ex is fat.

Name is Sarah, I just got dumped by my dog.

Name is Mark, I am 100% sure I am a vampire.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Those gross old guys who friend hot girls just to comment on their bare butt pics or club outfits. They're either old as hell, from another country, or they're trying to be cool and are secretly perverts.

Hey, your bikini is cute, but you're 20 years too young for me.

That outfit makes me want to punch my mom.

You look like my niece, and I don't like that.

by Slangipedia 3d ago