Facebook Consolidation

I closed 12 tabs just to keep one alive. It’s like watching a horror movie where the monster is your ex.

My phone screen looked like a warzone. I had to kill the tabs to survive.

I had 15 tabs open. I closed 14. The last one laughed at me.

I had 10 tabs open. I closed 9. The last one looked like it was about to cry.

I closed 8 tabs just to leave one to torment me. It’s the worst kind of friendship.

I had 7 tabs open. I killed them all. The last one was a ghost.

I closed 6 tabs just to keep one. It’s like keeping a pet that hates you.

I had 5 tabs open. I let one live. The others got exiled.

I closed 4 tabs. The last one looked at me like it was gonna ask for a raise.