Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who spends all their time on Facebook just to whine about little stuff while ignoring the real mess in the world.

I can't even stand my own life anymore, why would I stand yours?

My coffee was too hot, I'm ending my life.

My neighbor's dog barked at me. I'm filing for divorce.

2

A Facebook user who only posts complaints like they’re the last person on Earth with a problem.

I had to walk to the store. My life is over.

I didn’t get my favorite cereal. I’m crying.

My phone was slow. I’m declaring war.

3

Someone who uses Facebook like it’s a therapy session and only talks about how bad their day was.

My day was bad. My life is bad. My existence is bad.

I got a B on my test. I’m dying.

My socks didn’t match. I’m going to jail.

4

A Facebook user who acts like their problems are the worst ever, even when they’re just tired or annoyed.

I’m so tired I could die. I’m going to die.

I got a parking ticket. I’m filing a lawsuit.

I spilled my soda. I’m getting a divorce.

5

A person who only lives to complain on Facebook, even if their problems are tiny and they have no real issues.

I’m sad. I’m sad. I’m sad. I’m sad.

I didn’t get my way. I’m going to cry.

My cat looked at me. I’m breaking up with my cat.

6

Someone who uses Facebook just to vent about tiny things like their day, their life, or their coffee.

I drank my coffee wrong. My soul is broken.

My day was bad. My life is bad. My coffee is bad.

I didn’t get my coffee. I’m going to jail.