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a Facebook buddy you beg to send a message for you to someone who either ghosted you or blocked you because you're a pain in the ass
Hey, I know you're busy, but can you say hi to my ex for me?
Can you tell my old friend I’m still alive? I just want to know if he still hates me.
Can you send my cousin a message and tell her I didn’t die? I just got a new phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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that one friend you guilt-trip into messaging someone you used to be close to but now you're too chicken to talk to
Can you tell my old best friend I still think he’s a total loser?
Can you message my ex and say I miss him? I’m too embarrassed to do it myself.
Can you send my old neighbor a message? I still owe him $20 from last year.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the person you ask to send messages for you to someone who either blocked you or just doesn’t want to hear from you anymore because you're a total mess
Can you tell my old boss I still have a job? I just got fired and I don’t want to tell him.
Can you message my old crush and say I still like him? I’m too shy to do it myself.
Can you tell my ex I still think he’s a total dork? I just want to know if he still hates me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the person you send a message through because you’re too scared to talk to someone you used to hang out with but now you’re too embarrassed to talk to them directly
Can you tell my old friend I still think he’s a total dork?
Can you message my ex and say I still like him? I’m too shy to do it myself.
Can you tell my old neighbor I still owe him $20? I just don’t want to be reminded of that.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the person you ask to message someone else for you when you're too lazy or too scared to do it yourself because you know they’ll probably just ignore you anyway
Can you message my old friend and say I still think he’s a total dork?
Can you tell my ex I still like him? I’m too lazy to do it myself.
Can you message my old boss and say I still have a job? I just got fired and I don’t want to tell him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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that one friend you use as a messenger to someone you used to be close to but now you’re too ashamed to talk to them directly because you’re a total mess
Can you message my old friend and say I still think he’s a total dork?
Can you tell my ex I still like him? I’m too ashamed to do it myself.
Can you message my old neighbor and say I still owe him $20? I just don’t want to be reminded of that.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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