Facebook commando

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A Facebook commando is a sad sack who thinks they're tough because they can type fast. They ban anyone who disagrees and delete posts that don't match their stupid opinions. Their rants are so bad, they'd need a face lift and a good kick in the pants.
@facebookcommando banned me for saying tacos are better than pizza
They deleted my post about their cat being ugly
Their rant about the moon landing was longer than my lunch break
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook commando is a weakling who hides behind their screen. They delete posts they don't like and ban people who argue with them. Their rants are so bad, they'd make a dog cry and a teacher sigh.
They banned me for saying their dog stank
They deleted my comment about their rant being nonsense
They posted a rant about how the sky is not actually blue
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook commando is a total waste of space who can't take criticism. They ban people for no reason and delete posts they don't like. Their rants are so dumb, they'd make a baby laugh and a cop angry.
They banned me for saying their haircut was terrible
They deleted my comment about their rant being a waste of time
They posted a rant about how the sun is actually made of cheese
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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