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a fake friend who only uses facebook to post dumb jokes in your status updates just to feel important, even though no one laughs and they’re probably still mad you didn’t invite them to your last party.
lol that dog ate my homework
i just failed my math test
why is the sky blue? who knows?
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a person who thinks they're funny, but they just spam your facebook with terrible jokes so they can feel like they're part of your life, even though they’re not even your real friend.
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
i think i’m going to die
this is the worst day ever
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some guy who posts stupid jokes on your facebook just to feel special, even though they’re not even your friend and their jokes are so bad they make your brain hurt.
why did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing
i just got a ticket
my dog is smarter than me
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a person who only likes you because you let them post dumb jokes on your facebook, and they think that makes them your best friend, even though they’ve never even talked to you outside of the internet.
why did the ghost go to the party? because he was invited
i’m so tired
i just ate a whole pizza
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a fake friend who only posts bad jokes on your facebook to feel like they're part of your life, even though they’re not even your real friend and their jokes are so bad they make you want to punch them.
why did the pencil go to the hospital? it was feeling sharp
i think i broke my foot
this is the worst
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a person who thinks they're funny, but they just post stupid jokes on your facebook to feel important, even though they're not your friend and no one even knows who they are.
why did the math book look sad? because it had too many problems
i hate my life
why is the sky blue? who knows? maybe it's just tired
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