Facebook Cocksleeve

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A total loser who only talks trash on Facebook when someone else starts it because they're too scared to be a real dick by themselves.

"Why did you fail that test?", he says, but only after I called him a f***ing moron in the comments.

"You're a lousy driver.", he comments, but only after I posted a photo of his car in a ditch.

"You’re a f***ing idiot.", he says, but only after I called him a f***ing idiot first.

A brainless meat sack who can’t debate anything on their own but will drop a f***ing comment if they see at least one other person on their side.

I said, "That pizza was garbage." Then 3 people agreed, and he dropped in with, "That pizza was the worst."

I posted, "You’re a f***ing idiot." Then 2 people said the same thing, and he chimed in like he was a king.

I said, "You’re a total f***ing waste of space." Then 4 people agreed, and he said, "That’s the truth." Like he was the one who thought of it first.