facebook cockblocked

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When you're too scared to post anything stupid or politically incorrect on Facebook because your boss or coworker might see it and kill you with a paperclip or a promotion.

I posted 'My boss is a f***ing idiot' and got demoted.

My coworker saw my 'This meeting is a waste of time' post and gave me extra work.

I posted 'I hate Mondays' and got a 200-page report to finish by Friday.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy gets a Facebook add from a girl, she posts something flirty, and then her girlfriend or a friend posts something right above it to cockblock him like he's a f***ing rookie.

'He’s cute' gets cockblocked by 'He’s my ex.'

'I miss him' gets cockblocked by 'He’s my brother.'

'He’s hot' gets cockblocked by 'He’s my boss.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy is just trying to flirt with a girl on Facebook, but some other guy is on her friend list and ruins the vibe by liking every post or commenting like he's the f***ing king.

'Hey, I miss you' gets cockblocked by 'She’s my ex.'

'She’s cute' gets cockblocked by 'She’s my girlfriend.'

'Can we chat?' gets cockblocked by 'He’s my brother.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you’re trying to flirt with a girl on Facebook, but the chat gets ruined by repeated posts, random messages, and you're left with nothing but a broken mood and a headache.

'Hey, how’s your day?' gets turned into a 100-message battle.

'Can we talk later?' gets ruined by 20 random posts.

'I like you' gets cockblocked by 'He’s my mom.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago