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When you troll through Facebook albums just to find pictures of cleavage. Usually happens after a night out, a beach trip, or a pool party. Ends up with you watching porn like it's your full-time job.
I spent 20 minutes looking at her Facebook album just to find one picture of her cleavage. Worth it.
He looked at her pool party photos for 45 minutes. Still didn't find anything good.
She posted 10 pictures of her beach trip. I only cared about the third one.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Looking through Facebook albums just to find cleavage. Happens when you're bored, wasted, or trying to forget your ex. Usually ends with you watching porn and feeling like a loser.
I looked through her Facebook album just to find cleavage. Found it. Then I watched porn.
He was so wasted he looked through 20 albums just to find one cleavage picture.
I tried to forget my ex by looking at her Facebook album. It backfired.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you stalk someone’s Facebook album just to see cleavage. Usually happens at night, after a drink, or when you're feeling lonely. Ends with you looking at porn like it's a comfort blanket.
I stayed up all night looking at her Facebook album just to find cleavage. Found it. Then I watched porn.
He looked through her club night album after a few drinks. Found cleavage. Then he watched porn.
She posted 10 pictures from the beach. I only cared about the one with cleavage.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Looking through Facebook albums just to find cleavage. It's the worst. You do it because you're bored, lazy, or just want to feel better about yourself. Usually ends with you watching porn and feeling even worse.
I looked through her Facebook album for 10 minutes. Found cleavage. Then I watched porn. Still felt bad.
He looked through 5 albums just to find cleavage. Wasted 20 minutes. Then he watched porn.
She posted 10 pictures. I only looked at the one with cleavage. Then I watched porn.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you go through Facebook albums just to find cleavage. It’s like a hobby. You do it at night, after work, or when you’re tired. Usually ends with you watching porn and feeling like a weirdo.
I looked through her Facebook album at 11 PM. Found cleavage. Then I watched porn.
He looked through her album after work. Found cleavage. Then he watched porn.
She posted 10 pictures. I only cared about the one with cleavage. Then I watched porn.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Looking through Facebook albums just to find cleavage. It's the best. You do it when you're lonely, wasted, or just want to forget your problems. Ends with you watching porn and feeling like a god.
I looked through her Facebook album just to find cleavage. Found it. Then I watched porn and felt like a god.
He looked through 10 albums after a few drinks. Found cleavage. Then he watched porn and felt like a king.
She posted 10 pictures. I only cared about the one with cleavage. Then I watched porn and felt like a god.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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