facebook cleaning

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Kicking out all the fake friends who bother you on Facebook like they're your ex.

I just unfriended my ex and my gym teacher.

My friend list is full of people I don't even know.

I deleted my cousin because he posted a picture of me crying.

Getting out of groups that are like your old classmate's mom's Facebook group.

I left the group because it was just my uncle's old classmates.

That group was like my grandma's Facebook group.

I quit the group because it was my teacher's ex's group.

Adding someone new on Facebook but then realizing they're a creep and deleting everything they posted.

I added my crush but then deleted all his posts.

My new friend was a creep, so I cleaned my page.

I added my neighbor, but then he posted a picture of my dog eating my homework.

Cleaning up your Facebook profile because your grandma or your dad saw something embarrassing.

My grandma saw my weird memes and I had to delete them.

My dad saw my funny selfies and I had to hide them.

My brother saw my bad haircut and I had to take it down.

Every spring you kick out all the people you don't like from your Facebook list like it's a school year purge.

Every year I delete my old classmates.

I do a big Facebook cleanup every spring.

My friend list is full of people I don't even know anymore.