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You meet someone new and add them on Facebook, but then you realize they’re a disaster, so you go on a rampage and delete everything they posted, like they never existed.

I added my cousin’s crush, and now my timeline is full of bad poetry.

My uncle liked my post about my dog’s death. I unfriended him immediately.

My ex tried to message me, so I deleted him and his stupid cat picture.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you log on to Facebook and start deleting friends because they’re annoying, fake, or just plain stupid.

I deleted my math teacher because she commented on my post about my dog’s death.

My gym buddy was my 100th friend, so I deleted him and his stupid workout quotes.

I unfriended my neighbor because he liked my post about my dog’s death.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you leave Facebook groups because they’re too loud, too dumb, or just too many people.

I left the ‘I Love My Dog’ group because it had 500 comments about my dog’s death.

I quit the ‘I Hate My Dog’ group because my dog is still alive.

I left the ‘I Hate Math’ group because my math teacher is in there.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You clean up your Facebook because your parents or your grandma saw something embarrassing and you’re too ashamed to explain it.

My mom saw my post about my dog’s death and I had to delete it before she came home.

My grandma liked my post about my dog’s death and now she follows me everywhere.

My brother posted a picture of me crying over my dog’s death, and I deleted him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Every spring you delete all your fake friends because they’re not real and they don’t deserve to be on your list.

I deleted 50 friends because they only liked my post about my dog’s death.

My fake friends from middle school were still on my list, so I deleted them all.

I had 200 friends, and only 10 were real, so I deleted the rest.

by Slangipedia 15d ago