Facebook Chumming

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#Facebook Shark#Argument Starter#Religious Wrecking Ball

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When you post stupid stuff on Facebook just to make your friends mad. You throw out dumb comments like religion or politics, and your friends (Facebook Sharks) come out of nowhere to chew you up.
"I think the moon is made of cheese.", 3 AM on Facebook.
"God is real. I saw him on the bus.", Posted during lunch.
"The Bible says the sky is blue. Prove me wrong.", Posted during math class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You bait your friends by saying something dumb on Facebook. They bite you like a shark. It’s all about politics, religion, and how bad your grammar is.
"The Pope is a fake.", Posted after church.
"I hate math. Math hates me back.", Posted during homework time.
"I believe in ghosts. And also tacos.", Posted during snack time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You post random stuff on Facebook just to get your friends in a rage. It’s like throwing meat in the ocean, and your friends are sharks with no sense of reason. They attack.
"I think the Earth is flat. And also, I am a wizard.", Posted during science class.
"Religion is fake. I know this because I said so.", Posted during lunch.
"I will fight you in the comments. Bring your friends.", Posted during recess.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You post dumb stuff on Facebook to start a fight. Your friends (Facebook Sharks) see it and come out to rip you apart. It’s like a food fight, but with opinions.
"I think the sky is green. Prove me wrong.", Posted during art class.
"I believe in miracles. And also, I hate Mondays.", Posted during the first day of school.
"If you don’t like my opinion, I will delete you.", Posted during Facebook time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You post stupid comments on Facebook to get your friends angry. It’s like throwing food in the water, and your friends are sharks who love to argue. They come out to eat your opinions.
"I believe in the power of snacks. And also, I think the sun is a giant snack.", Posted during lunch.
"Religion is fake. Also, I am a wizard.", Posted during math class.
"If you don’t like my opinion, I will fight you in the comments.", Posted during Facebook time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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