Facebook chilling

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When you sit on your Facebook like a lazy slug, clicking random stuff for hours, not caring if your mom walks in or if the house is on fire.
I've been Facebook chilling for 4 hours and I still don't know what I clicked on.
My roommate left the room and I didn't even notice. Facebook chilling is that good.
I clicked on a dog video and now I'm crying. It's worth it.
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It's like Netflix and chill, but instead of a hot person, you get a bunch of strangers' lives and your own bad decisions.
I thought I was going to relax. Now I'm jealous of my cousin's new cat.
I started watching a guy's cooking videos and now I'm hungry and sad.
I posted a status and now I'm getting messages from my old crush. What even is life?
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