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Looking at someone's Facebook to see if they're taken before you try to hit on them. It’s like peeping through a keyhole before you try to sneak in and steal their lunch money.

I checked her Facebook and she was already dating her ex. I looked like a fool.

He had 100 friends and a profile picture from 2012. I felt like I was checking a ghost.

I saw her ex was still commenting on her posts. I ran.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you meet someone online and you want to see if they're a lunatic before you agree to meet them in real life. You check their Facebook like it’s a criminal record.

I looked him up and he had 12 pets and a 500-word post about why toast is the worst food. I left.

She had 23 friends named 'BFFs' and a picture of a cat in a crown. I questioned my life choices.

He had 17 photos of himself crying. I said no.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so bored or you've been offline for too long that you log into Facebook just to check if something exciting happened. It’s like staring at the fridge when you’re hungry and hope it magically gets full.

I logged in just to see if someone posted a picture of a pizza and it was just a picture of a sad chicken.

I checked Facebook 20 times and saw a post from my mom about her cat. I died a little.

I checked Facebook again and it was still my ex's profile picture. I threw my phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago