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A person who can't leave their Facebook profile alone and keeps changing their picture like it's a fashion show and they're the only model.
Just took a selfie in the bathroom and changed my profile picture again. I'm gonna be famous.
My profile picture is now a cat. I'm serious. A cat.
I changed my picture to a pizza. My mom is mad. My dad is confused.
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Someone who treats Facebook like it's their ex and changes their picture every time they feel something.
I changed my picture to a sad dog. My ex is gonna know I'm still heartbroken.
I posted a picture of my face and a donut. My friends think I'm broke and lonely.
I changed my profile picture to a clown. My boss asked if I was having a bad day.
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A person who can't stand still and keeps changing their Facebook picture like it's a game and they're trying to win.
I changed my picture to a cat again. My friends are tired of it.
I changed my picture to my dog. My dog is now my new best friend.
I changed my picture to a pizza. I'm gonna die of carbs.
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Someone who acts like they’re famous and changes their profile picture more than a kid changes their socks.
I changed my picture to a hot dog. I'm living my best life.
My profile picture is a dog now. I'm getting famous.
I changed my picture to a pizza. My mom is yelling at me.
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A person who changes their Facebook picture more than they brush their teeth and probably doesn't know what they look like anymore.
I changed my picture to a pizza again. I'm gonna get diabetes.
I changed my picture to a dog. My friends think I'm weird.
I changed my picture to a cat. My ex is mad.
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Someone who acts like they're in a movie and changes their profile picture every time they feel dramatic.
I changed my picture to a sad dog. I'm living my best life.
I changed my picture to a pizza. I'm dramatic and hungry.
I changed my picture to a cat. I'm getting famous.
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