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When you look at someone's Facebook and think they’ve lost their mind because their statuses are so crazy.

I just ate 12 tacos and now I'm talking to my ex’s dog.

My cat is a superhero and my mom is a villain.

I'm gonna marry my toaster and live in a pizza box.

When someone's Facebook is like a broken madhouse and you can tell they're not right in the head.

I just turned my boss into a chicken using magic.

My life is a musical and I’m the lead penguin.

I cried in a bucket and it started a war.

When you see someone's Facebook and you're like, 'This person is officially nuts.'

I just yelled at my fridge and it yelled back.

My dog is a wizard and my neighbor is a vampire.

I'm running for president and my campaign is a sandwich.

When you check someone's Facebook and think they're either high or they’ve been locked in a room with a clown for too long.

I just married my sock and now we’re having a baby.

My coffee is a dragon and it’s fighting my boss.

I took a nap and the universe exploded.

When someone's Facebook status is so wild, you know they’re either crazy or they’re just having a very bad day.

I just turned my mom into a jellyfish and she’s screaming in Portuguese.

I’m now the president of my sock drawer.

I cried so hard, my tears flooded the city.