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A smug, self-absorbed nobody who thinks they're famous because their Facebook has 200 to 3000 friends, most of whom are just random people who think they're cool. They live for likes and comments, and they don't care if they've ever done anything useful in their whole sad life.
"I have 2,500 friends! I'm basically a celebrity!", while their ex is blocking them on Facebook.
They post a selfie at 2 a. m. and get 12 likes. They act like it's a Nobel Prize.
They try to befriend a real celebrity just so they can say they're connected.