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When your Facebook wall gets so clogged with stupid Happy Birthday messages it feels like you’re in a toilet and everyone’s peeing on you.

Your mom wrote 'Happy Birthday, baby!' and tagged your dad.

Your ex sent 'Happy Birthday' and then blocked you.

Your gym teacher wrote 'Happy Birthday' and asked for a favor.

When your Facebook turns into a spam folder because every single person in your life thinks they’re special enough to write you a message.

Your cousin sent a 100-word essay about your childhood.

Your pet’s owner wrote 'Happy Birthday' on your wall.

Your barista left a comment and asked for a free drink.

When your Facebook wall looks like a war zone and you just want to die because of all the stupid Happy Birthday messages.

Your grandma sent a photo of her cat wearing a party hat.

Your boss wrote 'Happy Birthday' and said you’re getting a raise.

Your ex best friend said 'Happy Birthday' and now you’re friends with your ex.