Facebook Cambodians

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Facebook Cambodians are Cambodians who post stupid questions on Facebook and expect other Cambodians to answer them even though they’re both probably drunk.

Why is the sky blue when it’s raining? I asked my cousin and he said it’s because the clouds are angry.

I asked my mom if I should eat my lunch and she said no because she’s fat and she doesn’t want to be fat anymore.

I asked my uncle if the moon is made of cheese and he said yes, but only if you pay him.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodians who spam Facebook with dumb facts and hope someone else will believe them, even if they’re lying.

My neighbor told me the president of Cambodia eats 100 bananas a day. I believe him because he’s a weird guy.

My friend said the sun is made of gold. I told her she’s a gold digger.

My brother said elephants can talk and they do, but only when they’re tired.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodians who fight about fake news on Facebook like it’s a war, and they don’t care if they’re both wrong.

My cousin said the king died, but my aunt said he’s just sleeping. They started a fight in the comments.

My mom said the sky is purple and my dad said it’s green. They both got 10 likes and 2 dislikes.

My uncle said the moon is a giant donut and my neighbor said it’s a giant pizza. They both got 3 likes and 1 laugh.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodians who ask for advice on Facebook and then ignore it, even if it’s good advice and they’re being annoying.

I asked my cousin if I should eat the cake and he said no, but I ate it anyway. Now I’m fat.

I asked my aunt if I should go to school and she said no, so I stayed home and played video games all day.

I asked my brother if I should get a girlfriend and he said no, but now he has one and I don’t.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodians who post random stuff on Facebook and expect other Cambodians to care, even if they’re being ridiculous.

My uncle posted a picture of his dog wearing a hat and said it’s the best hat ever. No one cared.

My cousin posted a video of his cat doing a dance and said it’s a world record. Only one person liked it.

My mom posted a message saying the sky is falling and she’s going to save it. No one believed her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago