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That one Facebook friend who posts every day about the week like it's a job. They're always moaning about how bad the week is and begging for the weekend like it's a miracle.
It's Monday. I'm dead.
Still-a-Monday-Tuesday. I'm still dead.
TGIF! I'm alive, but barely.
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Your Facebook friend who acts like the week is a prison and every day is a new sentence. They make up stupid names for days and complain like it's personal.
Hump Day Wednesday. I'm stuck in the middle of hell.
Almost-There-Thursday. I just want Friday.
Still-a-Monday-Tuesday. I'm tired of this nonsense.
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The Facebook friend who takes the week way too seriously. They post about every day like it's a big deal and they're dying inside from the stress.
It's Monday. I’m going to die.
Still-a-Monday-Tuesday. I’m already dead.
TGIF! I’m alive, but I might kill someone.
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Your Facebook friend who makes the week sound like a punishment. They post daily with fake names for days and act like the weekend is their only hope.
Hump Day Wednesday. This is the worst part of the week.
Almost-There-Thursday. I’m begging for Friday.
Still-a-Monday-Tuesday. I’m not even halfway through this nightmare.
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That Facebook friend who turns the week into a daily drama. They invent ridiculous names for days and talk about how much they hate the work week like it's a personal attack.
It's Monday. I'm losing my mind.
Still-a-Monday-Tuesday. I'm almost there, but I'm still dying.
TGIF! I'm not dead, but I'm close.
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Your Facebook friend who acts like the week is the worst thing ever. They post every day with fake names for days and beg for the weekend like it’s a miracle.
Hump Day Wednesday. I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Almost-There-Thursday. I’m begging for Friday.
Still-a-Monday-Tuesday. I can’t take this anymore.
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