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A lazy human being who stares at Facebook like it's the last piece of pizza. They're bored, they're lonely, and they'd rather chat with a dog than talk to a real person.

'Hey, my dog just licked my face. I'm posting this right now.'

'I've sent 50 friend requests. None of them accepted. I'm gonna cry.'

'I'm following 200 people. I know none of them.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who lives in Facebook. They have no life, no friends, and they think being online is the same as being alive.

'I just posted a picture of my ceiling. It's my new best friend.'

'I have 100 followers. None of them are real people.'

'I sent a message to my ex. He didn't reply. I'm sad.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A human who would rather talk to a robot than a real person. They're stupid, they're lonely, and they're probably going to die on Facebook.

'I just posted a status. No one liked it. I'm going to die.'

'My only friend is my cat. He follows me on Facebook.'

'I have 1000 friends. None of them know me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago