facebook brofficial

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When you officially declare someone your bro no matter their gender by putting them on your Facebook as your brother, even if they're a girl or a goat.
I just made my ex my bro on Facebook. Now we're officially brofficial. You're welcome, universe.
My cousin is a girl, but I made her my bro on Facebook. She's brofficial now. Deal with it.
I put my dog on my Facebook as my bro. That's brofficial. You're not real unless you're brofficial.
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Making someone your Facebook bro so hard it feels like you're married, even if they're your mom or your enemy.
My mom is now my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. She’s gonna hate me in the morning.
I made my arch-nemesis my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. That’s war, baby.
My teacher is my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. I’m getting extra credit for this.
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When you take a bro to Facebook and make them official, even if they’re your boss or your pet turtle.
My boss is now my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. I'm gonna get fired. Probably.
My pet turtle is my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. He's the real MVP.
I made my little brother my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. He's gonna brag about this for years.
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Putting someone on your Facebook as your bro so they’re now officially your bro, even if they’re your grandma or your crush.
My crush is now my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. I’m gonna blush forever.
My grandma is my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. She’s gonna make me eat more cake.
My crush’s grandma is my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. That’s a real bro war.
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Making someone your Facebook bro so you can say you’re brofficial, even if they’re your friend from preschool or your crush’s brother.
My friend from preschool is my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. He still calls me ‘big guy.’
My crush’s brother is my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. He’s gonna make me jealous.
I made my crush’s brother my bro on Facebook. Brofficial. Now I have two brothers to deal with.
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