Facebook Bridging

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Checking Facebook like it's your only friend every time you go online, even if you're doing something else.

I was trying to watch a movie, but I had to check Facebook because I thought my ex was messaging me.

I was halfway through my math homework when I saw Facebook and thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

I opened a website to look up a recipe, but Facebook popped up and I had to check it because I thought my mom was crying.

Opening Facebook so many times it feels like you're dating it, even when you're not supposed to be online.

I was supposed to be working, but I opened Facebook and now I'm late for my job.

I was trying to text my friend, but Facebook interrupted me like it was the boss.

I opened Facebook once, then again, then again, and now I have no idea what I was doing before.

Clicking on Facebook so fast it’s like you’re trying to beat your own record, even if you're not supposed to be on it.

I clicked on Facebook so fast I almost broke my phone.

I was supposed to be studying, but I opened Facebook so fast it was like I was trying to escape my life.

I opened Facebook so many times my fingers were tired, and I still didn't see anything interesting.

Going to Facebook more than you go to the bathroom, even if you're not supposed to be online.

I went to Facebook more times than I went to the bathroom today, and I still had to go.

I checked Facebook so much I forgot to eat my lunch.

I was on Facebook more than I was on my phone, and now I'm confused.

Opening Facebook so much it’s like it’s your second job, even when you're not supposed to be on it.

I opened Facebook so much I got a job there.

I was supposed to be sleeping, but I checked Facebook and now I'm tired.

I opened Facebook more times than I opened my eyes this morning.