Facebook brag

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Showing off on Facebook like you’re the king of the hill just to make your friends feel like ants.

I just bought a Lamborghini. You? Still riding a bike.

Got a perfect score on my math test. You? Still struggling with basic addition.

I’m getting married next week. You? Still single and eating cereal for dinner.

Posting something on Facebook just to rub your friends’ noses in it like you’re winning a gold medal and they’re stuck with the bronze.

Just got a promotion. You? Still stuck in the same boring job.

I got a free pizza. You? Still eating cardboard.

I’m getting a tattoo. You? Still scared of a small scratch.

Putting your life on Facebook like it’s a billboard and your friends are the only ones who care.

I just traveled to Paris. You? Still stuck in your pajamas.

I got a new dog. You? Still walking your old, smelly one.

I got a million dollars. You? Still broke and counting.

Posting stuff on Facebook just to make your friends feel like they’re the ones who lost the game.

I just got a brand new car. You? Still riding a bike.

I’m dating a celebrity. You? Still stuck with your mom.

I got a perfect body. You? Still eating everything in sight.

Showing off on Facebook like it’s the only way you can feel important.

I just got into Harvard. You? Still stuck in high school.

I just won a million dollars. You? Still broke and crying.

I just got a new house. You? Still living in a tiny apartment.