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When someone texts you on Facebook just so they can get you in bed and not care if you have a life.

Hey sexy, I miss your face. Come over and I'll give you more than just a like.

Your wall is getting lonely. Let me fill it with my face and your bed.

I'm messaging you because I want your body, not your brain.

Facebook messaging you like a beggar asking for money, but instead of cash you want a date and a good time.

I need you to come over before I lose my mind and text your mom.

If you don't come over, I'll post your face on my wall and everyone will laugh at you.

I'm not asking nicely. I'm asking like I'm going to throw up if you don't show up.

When you get Facebook messages like it's a love letter but it's really just a way to get you in your pants.

I love you. Now come over and prove it.

You're my favorite person. Now shut up and come over.

I'm messaging you because I want your body and I don't care how you feel about it.

When someone sends you Facebook messages like they're trying to get you to move in with them and their weird pets.

I'm going to come over and I'm bringing my cat. You can either fight me or fight my cat.

If you don't come over, I'll post your face and my cat's face together.

I'm not just messaging you. I'm trying to move in with you and your messy room.

When you get Facebook messages that sound like a plea for help, but it's really just someone wanting to have sex with you.

I need you. I need your body. I need your bed.

If you don't come over, I'll cry on your wall and everyone will see.

I'm not just messaging you. I'm begging you to come over and stop being sad.

When someone messages you on Facebook like it's a job interview, but it's really just a way to get you into their bed.

I'm here to work. But I'm also here to get you into my bed.

Let's talk. But if I don't get you in my bed, I'll post your face again.

This isn't a job interview. It's a chance to get you in my bed and not pay you.