Facebook Boob-job

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When you take a picture at just the right angle to make your boobs look like they got a lift and a boost, while also hiding the gut you’ve been eating for three years.

I took this pic at 10 a. m. after my third coffee. It looks like I got a boob job and a tummy tuck.

My profile pic is the only thing keeping my ex from laughing in my face.

I took this picture from behind a couch. It’s like I’ve got a six-pack and a fantasy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faking a boob job by taking a picture that hides your gut and makes your chest look like it’s got a life of its own.

This pic is so good, my grandma asked if I had a boob job and a diet.

I took this picture with my phone in a mirror. It looks like I’ve got implants and a waist.

My profile pic is the only reason I still have a dating life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Taking a picture from a certain angle to make your boobs look like they got a job, while also hiding the fact that you’ve been eating pizza for a week.

I took this picture from the side. It looks like I got a boob job and a gym membership.

My profile pic is so good, my ex is begging me to come back.

I took this picture after I ate a whole pie. It looks like I’ve got a new body and a new life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Making your boobs look like they had surgery, while also hiding your gut from the world, all in one sneaky picture.

This pic is so good, my mom thinks I got a boob job and a diet.

I took this picture from the corner of my room. It looks like I’ve got a new body and a new life.

My profile pic is the only thing keeping my ex from laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Taking a picture that makes your boobs look like they’re getting a promotion, while also hiding the gut you’ve been hiding for years.

I took this picture after my third cup of coffee. It looks like I’ve got a new job and a new body.

This pic is so good, my ex is thinking of coming back.

I took this picture from behind the couch. It looks like I got a boob job and a waist.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Pretending your boobs got a boost by taking a picture that hides your gut and makes your chest look like it’s got a secret life.

This picture looks like I got a boob job and a gym membership.

I took this pic from the side. It looks like I’ve got a new body and a new life.

My profile pic is so good, my ex is thinking of coming back.

by Slangipedia 13d ago