Facebook Bonus Program

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A rich company picks a few lucky bums to get money for showing off their stupid videos. They hope you'll waste your time watching them.

My video got 100 views and I got $5. I feel rich. Like I'm gonna buy a snack.

I got picked for the Facebook Bonus Program. I'm gonna post more dumb stuff.

I'm not rich. I just got $10 for being annoying online.

Some people get chosen by a faceless corporation to make money for being popular. It's like a paid popularity contest.

I'm now in the Facebook Bonus Program. I might get money for being annoying.

I got picked for the program. I'm going to post more videos. Even though they're dumb.

I'm not famous. I'm just getting paid to be online.

Facebook throws money at a few people who have enough views to make the company look good. It's like a prize for being slightly famous.

I got $50 for being slightly famous. I'm gonna buy snacks and brag about it.

I was chosen for the Facebook Bonus Program. I'm now slightly famous.

I got money for being on Facebook. I'm going to post more stupid stuff.