Facebook Bombshell

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Getting hit with shocking news from Facebook that makes you want to scream and throw your phone at the wall.

My ex just posted a vacation pic with her new husband. I felt like I was hit by a bus.

My mom told me my brother got arrested. I almost peed my pants.

My crush liked my status. I acted like I was fine, but I was screaming inside.

Finding out something wild on Facebook that makes you question your life choices and your sanity.

My old flame posted he's married with two kids. I felt like I was in a horror movie.

My dad's Facebook status said he got fired. I had to hide my face from my brothers.

My crush commented on my post. I acted cool, but I was blushing like a tomato.

When Facebook drops a bomb on you so hard, you might need a stiff drink and a nap.

My ex posted a picture with his new girlfriend. I drank three beers and cried in my pillow.

My brother said he got a tattoo. I asked why and he said it was a bad decision.

My crush sent me a message. I replied with 'Hey' and then stared at my phone for ten minutes.

Getting a Facebook update so crazy, it makes you want to punch the screen and yell at the universe.

My mom posted that my dad got a second job. I felt like I was in a nightmare.

My crush said he’s moving to another state. I cried in my cereal.

My ex posted he’s coming back. I almost screamed and broke my phone.

When Facebook drops a bomb so big, it could make a grown man cry and a kid laugh.

My ex posted a picture with her new boyfriend. I cried in my pants.

My dad said he got a new job. I asked why and he said he wanted more money.

My crush sent me a message. I replied with 'Hey' and then blushed for ten minutes.

When Facebook hits you with a surprise so bad, you might need a therapist and a new best friend.

My ex posted she’s pregnant. I almost screamed and ran out of the room.

My brother said he got a tattoo. I told him it was a bad idea.

My crush sent me a message. I replied with 'Hey' and then stared at my phone for ten minutes.