Facebook Bomb

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When you erase everything on someone's Facebook like it's the end of the world, including their friends, posts, apps, and pictures. You even untag them from every photo like they never existed.
I deleted your whole Facebook and replaced your profile picture with a goat.
Your friends don't know what hit them when they logged in and saw nothing but chaos.
I took down your apps, your wall, and your relationship status all in one go.
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You log into someone's Facebook while they're not looking and mess up their page like it's a crime scene. You change their status, picture, relationship, and everything else just to make them look ridiculous.
I changed your relationship status to 'In a love triangle with my ex and my dog.'
I made your profile picture a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses and your status said 'I am a vegetable.'
I turned your info into a joke and made your friends think you were possessed.
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You go back to an old post and comment on it like it's the best thing ever, even though it's been months and no one cares anymore.
I commented on your post from last year about your dog's hair and said 'Still cute.'
I went back to your post about your bad day and said 'Still bad? You're still bad.'
I came back to your post about your lunch and said 'Still tasty? Still tasty.'
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You leave a comment on someone's post that has nothing to do with what they said. It's like you're talking to a wall.
They posted about their dog and I said 'I hate math.'
They said they're tired and I said 'My mom is a witch.'
They posted about pizza and I said 'I failed my math test.'
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When someone posts a picture that's so good, everyone likes it, and people start arguing about it like it's the most important thing in the world.
She posted a picture of her dog and 500 people liked it in one minute.
He posted a picture of his face and everyone said he looked like a superhero.
She posted a photo of her lunch and it went viral.
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You copy someone else's Happy Birthday message and post it on your friend's wall, even though you don't know what it means and it's probably embarrassing.
I copied a weird Happy Birthday message from someone else and posted it on your wall.
I used a random message that said 'You're the best, but I don't know why.'
I posted a Happy Birthday message that made your friends laugh and you looked confused.
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