Facebook Blueballed

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When you log on to Facebook after being offline for at least a day and realize you have zero notifications, like you were never even noticed.

I just opened Facebook and I have nothing. Nothing. Like I don't exist.

Dude, I waited for a reply and I got nothing. Not even a message.

I had a whole day of waiting and I got crapped on by Facebook.

Getting on Facebook after a day and seeing no alerts, like your life is a joke and you're the punchline.

I came back from vacation and my Facebook was dead. Like I was never there.

I waited for a message and got nothing. It's like I was ghosted by the internet.

Facebook didn't even notice me. I'm that invisible.

You come back to Facebook after a day and it’s like you were never missed, not even by your own brain.

I waited for a message and it didn’t come. Like I was forgotten.

I got back on Facebook and my brain was like, 'Why even bother?'.

I waited for a reply and got nothing. It's like I was ignored by the whole world.

Checking Facebook after a day and finding out you weren't even noticed, like you're the last person on the internet.

I came back and no one said anything. It’s like I was the last person on Earth.

I waited for a message and got nothing. It's like I was erased.

I logged on and no one noticed me. I'm that invisible.

Coming back to Facebook after a day and getting zero alerts, like your life is a waste of time.

I waited for a message and got nothing. My life is a joke.

I came back to Facebook and no one even said hi. It’s like I was never there.

I waited for a reply and it didn’t come. It’s like I was forgotten.

You log on to Facebook after a day and get zero notifications, like you're the worst person on the internet.

I waited for a message and got nothing. I'm that bad.

I came back to Facebook and no one even acknowledged me. I'm that invisible.

I waited for a reply and got nothing. I'm that ignored.